Washington Discovers It Has Been Investigating Itself Investigating Itself Since at Least 2017
A freshly minted 12-member bipartisan subcommittee has been convened to determine whether the subcommittee convened before it was, in any meaningful sense, worth convening. Preliminary estimates suggest the new panel will reach a preliminary conclusion about whether to reach a conclusion sometime around 2031. Democracy, sources confirm, remains ongoing.
Mar 12, 2026